Lord Avarice: Look over there! The army!
Daemon: *Shouts to Phinxz* Get off my back, nikka! We got problems!
Phinxz: Alright, alright. Jeez.
iTitan: *Radio to base* Should we call in A Squad?
Deception: *Radio to WarGround* No, Titan, we do not need our A Squad yet. I think you guys are fine down there. A Squad is reserved for desperate measures only.
Killzone: So what’d the boss say, Titan?
iTitan: He said we do not need A Squad yet.
Killzone: Well, shit. At least, now the only thing we have to do is fight for our lives!!! *Holds up Sword* CHAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everyone starts screaming and running at the army*
Xniper: Well, time to kill some bitches. *Quickscopes 8 people in 3 seconds flat* 8 down, 1,000 to go!
Fost: *Takes out Minigun level 2* Time for some showers- Bullet showers!!!! *Sprays the army with 500 bullets a second, kills 100 people*
Awesomeguy24: Looks like everything is going well down there, sir.
Deception: Great. We have absolutely no need for our elite team.
Dave: Hey guys!!! What’d I miss?
Lord Avarice: Well, you missed a whole lot of the war, and the Juggernaut attack.
Dave: Yeah, I know about the wa- WAIT, THERE WAS A JUGGERNAUT ATTACK?!?!?!?!?
Awesomeguy24: Yeah dude, there was a lot of shit going on. We better keep you and the rest of your A Squad updated.
Dave: Yeah, we have nothing to do but sit around and practice for maybe nothing.
Deception: Dave, chill bro. You’ll get your chance. Soon…*looks off into the distance*
iTitan: Dammit I’m losing ammo on these bitches *Drops Assault Rifle, picks up Shotgun* Heh, maybe this will work. *Shoots 8 enemies in the head in 5 seconds*
Allen: *Radio to Base* Base, we need more supplies! We’re running out of ammo!!!
[Base]Deception: Kaos, go there and give them some ammo!
[Base]Kaos: Sir yes sir! *teleports to BattleGround*
Deception: *Radio to BattleGround* We got a guy teleporting right now to give you some extra ammo. You’ll see him. It’s Kaos.
Allen: Kaos! Finally! Gimme some of dat ammo! *B and C Squads cluster around him*
Kaos: Woah guys! You still have a war to fight! I’ll give you the supplies, but in time. *Shoots 10 enemies and kills them in 8 seconds flat*
Fost: Yeah guys! Let’s go! We might be low on ammo but high in spirit! We still got a war to win!
*Everybody shouts with renewed energy and keeps on fighting*
Xniper: *Kills 5 enemies* This is easy–*Gets shot in the leg* Ahh shit! I’m hit!
Kaos: Ahaha that rhymes! *Rushes to him with healing pill*
Xniper: Thanks. *Runs at the enemy and dodges their shots while slicing the shit out of them*
Kaos: *Shouts after him* No problem man!
Avarice: Sir, we are holding up just fine, but the enemy keeps on coming and coming. WAIT. IS THAT A TANK?!?!?
Deception: You are right, Avarice. You can go in there and tell the A Squad to prepare for battle. They are going in.
Avarice: Sir yes sir! *Radio to A Squad* All of you, prepare for battle. We are going full out on those bitches. Use all of your secret equipment. Avarice out! *Teleports to BattleGround*
Dave: You hear that Squad? We are moving in! Bring your Tanks and Grenade towers and your Railguns, cause we are about to go full out on those bitches!!!
Emily: Let’s go guys! We are gonna kick some DK ass!
*A Squad shouts in agreement*
Jay: Then let’s go!
*Garage door opens* *50 tanks roll out with Grenade towers on top of them*
Avarice: Sup guys?
*Titan and Fost jump*
Fost: Why the fuck did you scare us like that?
Avarice: Well, I just radioed to A Squad, and let’s just say, hell is about to get loose. Look over there! *Points to garage*
Allen: Awww Yeaahhh. Shit’s about to go down right here and right now.
*Deafening railgun shot shakes the ground and kills 50 enemies*
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