Earth, Atlantis Construct, 2391
Swordwall Pit: A notorious gladiator arena with timed spikes on the wall
Fighters: Coolex, Sav, Killerbawss, Prime, Urk, Sam
Glass tubes containing the fighters emerge into a small metal room with spikes on the walls and weapons on the floor
Urk: What is this place?
Sav: Is there anything I can do to help guys? I will do-
Urk stabs Sav through the neck with a plasma sword
Killerbawss: You stabbed him in the jugular!
Coolex: Actually it was his aorta. I’ll draw a picture here…
Coolex draws a diagram as Sam and Killerbawss exchange fire in a furious lyrical battle
Prime: I’ll show you fools how it’s done
Prime’s lyrics tear the skin off of Sam and Killerbawss, they fall over, mutilated intestines spilling from their lifeless corpses
Urk: I GET YOU MUCH DEAD EXCUZE MY ENGLISCHE
Urk impales Prime through the face with a dagger
Coolex: Look at this diagram. See? I’m right!
Urk’s eyes melt from beauteous art
Coolex is impaled by spikes
Giant Alien: Finally… human drumsticks done
Roof is lifted off by a massive alien, who grabs their mutilated bodies and devours them
The end… OR IS IT!